While living through a pandemic, it’s important to remember to find ways to remain positive and in a good mental state. Physical health is also important, however when your time outside is limited, I find mental health is just as important. They say laughter is the best medicine and I happen to agree. So while living in quarantine, I figured it would be an opportune time to share 10 funny quotes to make you laugh. Let me know which one is your favorite from the list.
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10 Funny quotes to make you laugh during quarantine
1. Bob: “Looks like you’ve been missing a lot of work lately.”
Peter: “I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob.”
—Bob (Paul Wilson) and Peter (Ron Livingston), Office Space
2. “Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.”
—Ellen DeGeneres
3. “Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.”
—Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen), Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear
4. “Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.”
—Anonymous
5. “The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.”
—Clairee Belcher (Olivia Dukakis), Steel Magnolias
6. “Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?”
—Jay Leno
7. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
—Steve Martin
8. “My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”
—Dave Barry
9. “The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.”
—Anonymous
10. “I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.”
—Anonymous
Source: Parade.com
How are you doing during quarantine? Did any of these quotes make you laugh? Which one was your favorite? Share your thoughts in the comments below.
